Mother's Day - Part Two.........

Somehow I managed to leave out the kids in my previous posting.......so thought I should have a look at motherhood.
After all isn't that why we have Mother's Day.

Ya know most cats start off pretty cool

The mother's Day story must start with a meeting of sorts.....

then one thing leads to another and

Generally there is a lot of praying going on after the event either for or against........(I realise this is pretty basic kinda stuff..........I do know about birth control...........)

but regardless of which way the prayers go this is the ususal culmination of the situation:

generally craving unusual foods

After a while the nesting instinct takes over and a suitable place has to be established.

or a

Eventually after waiting a while these pop out

and your life is never the same

They are there with you all the time...you have to share everything.....

A normal size house doesn't seem large enough when they arrive..............

and the bed is no longer yours

They join you in the

And it seems all lovely and cute
Then the fun starts

Firstly they jump all over your good furniture without a care in the world

They complain about food..........

or else want to eat things you don't approve of

They won't bathe when you want them too and wrestle you like hell!

If your lucky toilet training works

and I won't discuss what happens when it doesn't.

Oh and a lot of

and

to save them from

danger.

Then life goes on.........school, friends.........and eventually teenage years where you really wish you could go

You do lots of driving here and there

always hoping you don't find this

and being generally

Oh and that once cute thing can come out with most nasty comments especially after all you've given up for it!

At those moments you just need to go hide and chill out

because IT IS POSSIBLE that the sweet thing may become a normal cat being.

Even if it doesn't just REMEMBER you will always continue being an ultra cool

SO join a knitting or crochet group

AND